Yet another gaming news/opinion site. You can never have too
many of those, you know. Actually, these people spend
way too much time talking about what video game companies are, will or
should be doing. So they figured they'd put it on the web.
This way they can record their predictions before they happen.
The parties responsible for this webcrime include...
 Troomstr
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El Brucé is a sad example of what happens to computer geeks when they actually get laid in college:
they end up with a Philosophy degree and spend the rest of their lives chronically underemployed.
He doesn't actually play that many video games, but he can front with the best of 'em.
I don't recall where we found this, but we found it. It ties in disturbingly with some rumors we read about in
Official XBox Magazine (which Troomstr lovingly subscribes to).
It took us a while to figure out the connection, but we think this may
be related to the forthcoming Robot/Monkey Apocalypse that we've all
heard about.
In a highly scientific neurological study, we spent approximately six
hours letting this movie run while we danced around the house screaming
until our throats were bloody. Sad to say, it all ended in
violence.
Be afraid. Be very afraid: MonkeyVsRobot300K
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