var mottos = 16;
  var date = new Date();
  var time = date.getSeconds();
  var mottos = (time % mottos) + 1;
  var motto = "";
  if (mottos==1) {motto='Serving video game info since sometime last week.';}
  if (mottos==2) {motto='1F jØØ c4n Я34Ð 7h15, ğ37 4 £1f3 ß1zή47cħ!';}
  if (mottos==3) {motto='We got nothin.';}
  if (mottos==4) {motto='Updated directly from the local library.';}
  if (mottos==5) {motto='Move along folks, nothing to see here.';}
  if (mottos==6) {motto='AOL keyword: \"fatbabies\"';}
  if (mottos==7) {motto='Now with 30% less content!';}
  if (mottos==8) {motto='Llama as we want to be.';}
  if (mottos==9) {motto='...and here I thought L7 meant \"square.\"';}
  if (mottos==10) {motto='The last lemming in line.';}
  if (mottos==11) {motto='We prefer to think of it as \"Zen.\"';}
  if (mottos==12) {motto='We\'re so far back, we\'re already retro.';}
  if (mottos==13) {motto='Hot wet love llamas want to perform for YOU!';}
  if (mottos==14) {motto='Living in caves before it was cool.';}
  if (mottos==15) {motto='Will complain for food.';}
  if (mottos==16) {motto='If TV was a \"vast wasteland,\" WTF is the Internet?';}
  document.writeln (motto);