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Many groovy animations.
Many people say to me, "Gosh, there sure are a lot of pedophiles on the Internet. What can I, as a concerned citizen, do about it?" Well, how about you set up an AIM account as a 13 year old girl who "craves cock" and then mentally abuse all the sick fucks who IM you? Then record the chat log and send it to Baiting.org so everybody can laugh at it. Or, if that's too much trouble, just go there and laugh at the others.
The other two "Bert is Evil" sites shut down after the Bert & Bin Laden picture ended up on the nightly news. Fortunately, P.O.E. still hosts this old copy. Hell, somebody has to.
"In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival."
What's better than pictures of fat chicks in party hats? How about pictures of fat chicks in party hats with insane captions written by an immature Mexican teenager who barely speaks English? How about if that Mexican teenager becomes a famous Internet celebrity overnight for his picures of fat chicks in party hats with insane captions? Hey look Ma, I just wrote a Hollywood script!
Glen Lachart is a quaint little town in the Scottish higlands. Apparently, since their local newspaper is too small to afford printing costs, they're now online. It's actually a rather bizarre little place. If you're traveling to Scotland any time soon, stop by and check it out.
Funniest goddamn cartoons on the web, all in Flash. Accept Supahfly into your heart as your personal lord and savior.
You are going straight to hell. Landover Baptist will provide the handbasket.
Did you know that world-renowned physicist and hero of disabled persons everywhere, Stephen Hawking was also a hardcore gangster rapper in his spare time? No, really. See for yourself.
Groovy downloadable indie films. You know, stuff like "George Lucas In Love" and "Film Club."
For reasons as yet unclear, these people find the most vile candy products in the world, actually eat them, and then discuss the experience on their website for your edification and amusement. If you're terribly concerned about your next candy purchase, OR if you like to see people commit disgusting acts of masochism with their clothes on, go here.
Sort of a funny alterna-VGnews site. Apparently, Old Man Murray writes these videogame articles from his shack in Montana, coming into town only to update the site every so often. Or something like that.
A quite informative online newspaper. It has a great deal of interesting content.
Some fairly funny stuff. That is, it's not all that unfunny. Well, it'll do.
If you really want to impress your friends with your ability to find all that which is sick and wrong on the Internet, you must bookmark the Portal of Evil. It is quite simply the most powerful and useful browsing tool in existence. Period.
What do you get the man who has everything?
Really funny stuff regarding comic books, the NES, and all sorts of terribly uncool things. Run by a skinny guy with green hair and latex pants who claims he's not gay. Hey, we're not here to judge.
So have you heard about the secret ingredient in Crest toothpaste? Snopes checks out and verifies or debunks urban legends. If it sounds too weird to be true, it might be wise to check it out here before you repeat it to somebody who knows better.
If the first millenium was dominated by religion, and the second millenium by science, the third will be dominated by the philosophy of Gene Ray. Get in on the ground floor and memorize this entire web site now, before the revolution comes and you find yourself on the wrong side.
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